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Abraham J Simpson (Gramps, Granpa) was introduced in the original animated Simpson Shorts which aired on the The Tracey Ullman Show. The Short was called Grampa and the Kids which aired originally...
Adam West is best known for his role as Batman in the 1960's tv show. He appears in The Simpsons episode Mr. Plow.
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Aerosmith is a well-known rock band.
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Apu is the Husband of Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon and the father of the Nahasapeemapetilon Octuplets. He is also the brother of Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, The Uncle of Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon...
Springfield makes a new area code and they turn the town in two.
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Babysitting Maggie
Original Air Date
May 31 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Marge tells Bart and Lisa to watch Maggie.
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Barney was introduced in the very first episode : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire. He's the local drunk (among others), but recently his appearences are somewhat limited since he's not introduced...
Bart and Homer's Dinner
Original Air Date
November 1 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Bart and Homer eat dinner.
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Bart Jumps
Original Air Date
May 10 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Bart attempts to jump into Homer's arms like "when he was younger."
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In Bart's girlfriend, Bart falls in love with Reverend Lovejoy's daughter, Jessica Lovejoy, only for Bart to discover she's a criminal, Jessica Lovejoy steals the church plate money and frames Bart...
Bart's Haircut
Original Air Date
November 15 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Bart is sent to get a haircut.
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Bart Simpson
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Bart Simpson is the oldest (and only) son of the Simpson family, being...
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Original Air Date: 4 February 1990
Bart gets into a fight with Nelson while protecting Lisa. Grandpa Simpson enlists the aid of Herman , a crazy war veteran to teach Bart how to fight.
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Original Air Date: January 14 1990
Bart ends up at a school for gifted children after cheating on an IQ test.
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Martin Prince
Edna Krabappel
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bee suit man is a random man who makes movies… he is always dressed in a bee costume… he is spanish
Lisa's hero and role modle… he plays the saxaphone like lisa but died later on in the movie
homer meets his wife that he married in las vagas and it drives the family apart.
Burping Contest
Original Air Date
June 28 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Bart and Lisa have a burping competition.
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Carl Carlson is a fictional character in the animated television series The Simpsons. Along with Lenny, Carl is not just Homer's co-worker (sometimes identified as Homer's supervisor) at the...
list of characters in order of appearance
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Marge Simpson
Abraham J Simpson
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The Flander Family
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Chief Clancy Wiggum is a character of The Simpsons. Chief Clancy Wiggum is the husband of Sarah Wiggum and the father of Ralph Wiggum.
He is the chief of police in Springfield and is the boss of...
only known as "the comic book guy". he sells lame comics for high prices and is obsessed with comics. only once was his name revealed
Cypress Hill is a popular rap group.
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Homerpalooza
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Dan Castellaneta is the voice of Homer Simpson. He is also the voices of :
Abraham J. Simpson (Grampa)
Arnie Pie
Barney Gumble
Groundskeeper Willie
Hans Moleman
Itchy of Itchy &...
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Dinnertime
Original Air Date
July 28 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Marge serves purple goop for dinner.
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non of them have last names… they are the assistant (but somewhat smarter) of cheif wiggum…
Barts teacher… she hates bart to the bone and has a secret relationship with priciple semore skinner
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Boy Scoutz 'N The Hood
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Aerosmith
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Football
Original Air Date
October 18 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Bart attempts to catch a football thrown by Homer.
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No tv show has has ever produced as many video games as The Simpsons. Each game reflects the general development of The Simpsons when it was released. Currently, the most anticipated The Simpsons...
Good Night
Original Air Date
April 19, 1987
Running Time
Approx. 1:30
Written By
Matt Groening
Good Night was the very first short to air on television and thus introduced all five...
Grandpa and the Kids
Original Air Date
January 10 1988
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Abraham J. Simpson, then known as Grandpa, pretends to be dead.
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Guest Stars and celebrity cameos are common on The Simpsons. Even though The Simpsons is an animated show, Guest Stars are almost always voiced by themselves — yes, even Stephen Hawking.
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Helen is the wife of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy and the mother of Jessica Lovejoy.
Helen first appeared on the Simpsons in the ninth episode of the first season called Life on the Fast Lane —...
Homer Simpson is the less-than-sharp father of the Simpson family. Even thought he is only capable of lower forms of thought he is well meaning usually tries hard when it matters.
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Original Air Date: 21 January 1990
While Bart's class is touring the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for a field trip, Homer crashes his golf cart into a radioactive pipe. In the aftermath, the...
House of Cards
Original Air Date
October 25 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Bart Simpson attempts to make a house of cards.
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Itchy and Scratchy are two characters on a popular show. Scratchy (the cat) is always dying because Itchy kills him in violent ways.
James Brown was a legendary recording artist.
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Jamshed is son of Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, The nephew of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and the brother of Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon.
Jamshed first appeared in the third episode of the fourth season...
Jessica is the Daughter of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy and Helen Lovejoy.
Jessica first appeared in the seventh episode of the sixth season called Bart's Girlfriend.
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Kirk is the ex husband of Luann Van Houten and the father of Milhouse Van Houten. Since his divorce to Luann they have been shown together off and on. Currently they are together. Luann recieved...
Kodos and Kang are aliens who have only appeared in Halloween episodes. (see Treehouse of Horror)
Typically, they attempt to take over the world. In one episode, they parodied the 2000 US...
Krusty the Clown is the clown of Springfield and is the idol of Bart Simpson. Question : Is his name actually spelled "Krusty the Klown"?
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Lenford "Lenny" Leonard, is a fictional character in the FOX animated series, The Simpsons, and is voiced by Harry Shearer. He is the best-friend of Carl Carlson and Homer Simpson. He works at the...
Lionel Hutz is a recurring character from the animated television series The Simpsons. He was voiced by Phil Hartman, and his first appearance was in the season two episode "Bart Gets Hit by a...
Lisa Simpson is the daughter of Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson and middle sibling between Bart Simpson and Maggie Simpson.
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Luann is the ex wife of Kirk Van Houten and the mother of Milhouse Van Houten. Since her divorce to Kirk she has had a very active love life almost always being seen with someone especially when...
Maggie Simpson is the youngest daughter of Marge Simpson. According to the Halloween Special, Treehouse of Horror X she is the only child that is not the Daughter of Homer Simpson. Kang of Kodos...
Making Faces
Original Air Date
September 22 1987
Running Time
Unknown
Written By
Matt Groening
Bart and Lisa Simpson make faces at each other.
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Manjula is the wife of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and the mother of the Nahasapeemapetilon Octuplets.
Manjula first appeared in the twenty-third episode of the seventh season called Much Apu About...
Marge Simpson is the wife of Homer Simpson and the mother of Bart Simpson ,Lisa Simpson and Maggie Simpson.
Marge was introduced in first show of the Simpons Shorts. The Short was called Good Night...
Martin Prince is a stereotypical nerd. (Read not geek.)
He was first introduced in the second episode of the first season : Bart the Genius.
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Maude Flanders is the Wife of Ned Flanders and the mother of Rod Flanders and Todd Flanders.
She was originally introduced the the Sixth episode of the Second Season called Dead Putting Society....
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Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore is the twelth episode of Season 15. Milhouse moves to Capitol City.
Airdate: February 15, 2004.
Production code: FABF07
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Moe's Tavern is owned by Moe Szyslak.
Moe's Tavern was introduced in the very first episode : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.
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Moe is the owner of the local tavern, and occasionally get prank calls from Bart. He is stupid enough to call out the name (eg Amanda Kissnhug) without realizing it's other meaning. This act comes...
Mona Simpson is the wife Of Abraham J. Simpson and the mother of Homer Simpson.
Mona Simpson was first introduced in the Episode Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? in the second season. It originally...
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The Octuplets are the children of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon and the nieces and nephews of Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon.
Thier names include Poonam, Anoop, Sashi, Nabendu,...
Ned Flanders is the father of the Flanders family and is the next-door neighbor of the Simpsons. Husband to Maude Flanders and father to Todd Flanders and Rod Flanders.
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Pahusacheta is the daughter of Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon, the niece of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and the sister of Jamshed Nahasapeemapetilon.
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Prof. John Frink is a recurring character in the Simpsons series. He is known to say 'Glavin!' most of the time.
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Ralph is the Son of Chief Clancy Wiggum and Sara Wiggum
Ralph was first introduced in episode 6 of the first season called Moaning Lisa.
Originally aired:February 11, 1990
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The Reverend Timothy Lovejoy is a recurring character in the animated television series The Simpsons. He is voiced by Harry Shearer, and first appeared in the episode "The Telltale Head". Lovejoy...
Ringo Star was once the drummer for the Beatles.
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Robert Englund has made one guest star appearance. His cameo was not as himself, but as his most well-known character - Freddy Kruger.
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Rod Flanders is the son of Ned Flanders and Maude Flanders and the brother of Todd Flanders.
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Sanjay is the younger brother of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and the father of Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon and Jamshed Nahasapeemapetilon.
Sanjay first appeared in the thirteenth episode of the...
Santa's Little Helper was introduced in the very first episode : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.
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Sara is the wife of Chief Clancy Wiggum and the mother of Ralph Wiggum.
Sara was first introduced in the sixteenth episode of season 4 called Duffless.
Originally aired:February 18, 1993
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Scary Stories
Original Air Date
December 20 1987
Running Time
Unknown
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Matt Groening
Bart tells scary stories.
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Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Original Air Date
December 17th 1989
Written By
Mimi Pond
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Some Enchanted Evening is the thirteenth episode and the season finale of the first season.
Airdate: May 13, 1990
Production code: 7G01
When Marge and Homer go out to dinner, Bart and Lisa watch a...
Space Patrol
Original Air Date
November 8 1987
Running Time
Unknown
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Matt Groening
Bart and Lisa play 'Space Patrol'.
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Springfield is the town in which The Simpson family, and almost all main characters of The Simpsons live.
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Springfield Elementary was introduced in the very first episode : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.
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Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is where Homer Simpson has worked for all 19 seasons of The Simpsons.
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Stephen Hawking has appeared as himself in two different The Simpsons episodes :
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Superintendent Gary Chalmers, voiced by Hank Azaria, is the superintendent of Springfield's school district. He first appeared in the episode "Whacking Day". Chalmers is a...
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The Boys of Bummer is the eighteenth episode of Season 18.
Airdate: April 29, 2007
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Bart gets his baseball team into the championship by catching a ball. At the championship...
The Funeral
Original Air Date
October 4 1987
Running Time
Unknown
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Matt Groening
Bart Simpson goes to a funeral.
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The Pacifier
Original Air Date
June 21 1987
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Unknown
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Matt Groening
Bart and Lisa attempt to get Simpson to quit using a pacifier.
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Original Air Date
December 13 1987
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Matt Groening
Bart steals cookies.
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Original Air Date: 28 January 1990
At a company picnic Homer realizes his family is dysfunctional and takes them all to therapy where they end up having shock treatment. They are still as bad as...
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Todd Flanders is the son of Ned Flanders and Maude Flanders and is the younger brother to Rod Flanders.
Todd first appeared on the seventh episode of the first season called The Call of the...
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Watching TV
Original Air Date
May 3 1987
Running Time
Unknown
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Matt Groening
Bart and Lisa Simpson fight while watching TV.
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What Maggie's Thinking
Original Air Date
October 11 1987
Running Time
Unknown
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Matt Groening
Bart and Lisa wonder what Maggie is thinking.
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World War III
Original Air Date
November 22 1987
Running Time
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Homer forces the Simpson family to practice nuclear attack drills that wake them...